A bit of doggerel on last week’s astrological hiccup, which saw astrologers and astrology fans of all signs in an uproar following a comment by Minneapolis Planetarium Society member and astronomer Peter Kunkle. In an interview with the Minneapolis Star-Tribune, Kunkle said the Earth has shifted on its axis, with the result that there are now actually 13 astrological signs instead of 12.
A bit of doggerel on last week’s astrological hiccup, which saw astrologers and astrology fans of all signs in an uproar following a comment by Minneapolis Planetarium Society member and astronomer Peter Kunkle. In an interview with the Minneapolis Star-Tribune, Kunkle said the Earth has shifted on its axis, with the result that there are now actually 13 astrological signs instead of 12.
One or two lines
Re: a thirteenth birth sign
From a star-gazing pro in Minneapolis
Set Virgos to fretting
And Geminis sweating
As they pondered a zodiac crisis.
Astrologers huffed,
‘Ophiuchus off!’
(‘You’re seriously screwing our business’)
Now order’s restored
For we’ve gotten the word
That it was all a big misdiagnosis.
