On Sunday, the final day of the Santa Cruz County Fair, things were getting tense near the goat barn, where junior Boer goat breeders were preparing their prize animals for show, spraying their coats with Sullivan’s Revive Skin and Nail Conditioner and combing the bright white hair into stiff uniformity. “It’s not dry,” one teenage competitor snapped at another. “Why does it matter?” the other fired back. The goat wailed protest to everything in general.
But some had come for a less rigid kind of competition, like Cheryl and Ashley Wilson of Salinas, who planned to enter their seven-month-old Boer goat Cookie Crumbs into the Best Dressed Goat competition. “You can dress the goat like yourself, or like the fair theme,” said Cheryl. “Or just goofy,” added 11-year-old Ashley.
Ashley had chosen the fair theme, Beach Barnyard, and would be wearing a wetsuit with cowboy boots, while her goat would wear an old bikini and an inner tube. That is if Cookie Crumbs obliged them. “Sometimes once you get her in her outfit she’ll just lay down and refuse to move,” says Cheryl. “It’s kind of hard to put jeans on a goat,” Ashley says as explanation for her costume choice.
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photos by Traci Hukill
Come 1 o’clock, eight little girls lead goats of all types into the show ring. One girl wore a paper crown and a sash that read, “Miss Recycling” while her goat dragged a skirt of empty Dasani bottles and olive cans. Two goats waddled out in water wings, still another wore a jean jacket with the sleeves cut off, a bandana, and a chain and padlock as a necklace.
Ashley walked a very cooperative Cookie Crumbs around the circle, as the goat’s stretched out paisley swim bottoms sagged further and further down. The miniature goat, overwhelmed by accessories, lost it pretty quickly, kicking off its swimmies, straw hat and grass skirt, and rolling in the straw. “Her hat’s coming off Sarah!” a parent called frantically.
In the end, Miss Recycling took most creative, as the only entrant into the category. A teenage MC selected the other winners by applause volume, resulting in an egregious case of voter fraud – many voted for every single candidate. In the end, Ashley and Cookie Crumbs take the title “Best Dressed” in their category, though all the competitors are given goat care supplies as their prizes.
A little girl in black lipstick and eyeliner, her goat decked out in leather and chains, cried out as her goat lunged for the contents of her prize bucket, “Mom, he’s trying to eat it!” “Of course he is,” her mother called back. “He’s a goat.”
