Mountain Lion Spotted Downtown Causes Quarrel

Being a solitary animal, the great beast chose for its perch the Rittenhouse Building.

Local residents and animal welfare groups are in a heated debate with the police over what to do about a mountain lion that was spotted roaming along Pacific Avenue by shopkeepers, homeless people, and private security officers. While Officials with the Department of Fish and Game continue their hunt for the predator, a group of radical environmentalists met at the SubRosa café on Thursday to demand that the animal be left to roam what was once its natural habitat. “We stole this land from the animals that once lived here,” said one participant, who only identified himself as Jag. “We can’t go shooting them just to maintain our exploitative bourgeoisie existence here.”

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Wednesday Night’s Alright for Fighting

He got a little action in.

By all accounts, James Durbin is a fighter, and nowhere was that more obvious than in his performance last night on American Idol. It was, as we reported, Elton John night, and James was ready to rock. There would be none of that “Hakuna Matata” / “Sacrifice” / “Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word” whining. Leave that to the other contestants. This would be rock as it was meant to be performed, with an audience, live, raw, exciting, with prancing and pyrotechnics. If Jacob Lusk wants to caterwaul like a drag queen in a cat fight or if Casey Abrams wants to get in touch with his sensitive side, good for them. James Durbin was in it to win it. And he did it with style.

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Getting Robbed? There’s An App for That

A scanner in every pocket.

Ever wonder why there are suddenly six police cars parked across the street from you? Ever feel a need to listen to what the police are saying, whether you’re bored at home or coasting down the highway, trying to avoid traffic? The SCPD has the right app for you. They are calling it the first consumer-focused law enforcement app in the entire United States, with scanner feeds, videos and photos. You can even submit crime tips of your own, to help to keep the city safe. And you can access the SCPD’s new blog, to get the latest scoop about what’s going on in the department.

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